Consistency, consistency...

Finally! A politician who speaks his mind, stands by his principles and doesn't yield an inch. Sure, he believes that heroin should never have been outlawed, that the gold standard should be reinstated, that Hurricane Katrina victims should be left to starve, that foreign aid is "delusional" and that Abe Lincoln was wrong in his efforts to end slavery...But at least he's consistent! And he knows a good recipe for chicken salad casserole! An unwavering politician (who can cook). We could use more of those. Of the sane variety, that is.